Boris

"“сука блять!”""- Boris"Boris is the head of the Tokyo sect of the KGB.

Appearance
Boris rarely shows his actual face. Supposedly, he splashed hot oil on it by accident during his college years when he was cooking chebureki. Or kotlet.

As a result, he always wears balaclavas, at least two on any given day. He wears a three hole one underneath a regular eye slit one, so that he has some method of eating without exposing his horrid face to the public. In order to try and keep his eye colour a secret (which he’s failed to do), he wears sunglasses, even at night.

Boris can always be seen wearing Adidas tracksuits, even to business meetings.

Personality
Boris is usually found drink Kvass or Vodka, sometimes both, while squatting and eating Semechki. Longing for the days of the old Soviet Union, Boris doesn’t have any fucks to give.

History
Boris was born in Pripyat, Ukraine, on April 26th, 1986. Supposedly, he was born in the Reactor. However, due to one of the guys cooking Shashlik over the steam, Boris jumped at the fresh meat, knocking over several important buttons, and causing the Reactor to blow.

Friends, Family, and Allies
Family:
 * Anatoli - Boris’s Gopnik cousin who works with him at the KGB

Neutral:

 * Nana